DEAD BODIES IN THE PANAMERA?

The Mafia is a group that is most commonly recognized driving cars such as high end Mercedes or Cadillacs. But would they ever be seen driving a Porsche Panamera Turbo? Well, there are three major criteria when evaluating cars. The performance is important, of coarse, as well as the looks and practicality. The Porsche Panamera hit the scene in 2009 as Porsche’s first four-door hatchback. It made a huge splash in the auto world with all of its interesting features.

First of all the performance is incredible for a grand touring car. The size of the vehicle is in its own category because it is longer than say a BMW 5 Series but shorter than the larger 7 Series. The size, however, is not a problem the Panamera can still go from not to 60 in under 4 seconds and can reach speeds of up to 188 mph, which makes for a good get away. So the problem is not the performance.

Secondly, the Panamera has good functionality. The Interior is very luxurious and would make any mafia hit man feel right at home. The cabin is very spacious with plenty of space for the driver as well as the rear-seat passengers. The trunk has plenty of room as well for storing things such as your luggage or bodies. Also the Turbo has been equipped with a Bose audio system so that their Beethoven ‘s fifth sounds almost as impressive as the roaring 500 hp V8 twin-turbo engine.

So, it sounds like a great alternative to the classic Mafia cars we see in the movies until you get to the looks. The exterior is God-awful! Who ever was in charged of the design made a trip to the local pub to get hammered before staggering into the office. It has to be the most unattractive grand touring vehicles ever made. It looks confused like it can’t decide whether its going to the racetrack or dropping the kids off at school. It seems like its a picture taken with a fish eyed lens. The good news for the normal people is that you do not have to look at it while you are driving. You can keep the lights off in your garage and learn to make your way inside the car with your eyes closed. This way you will never have to see the outside. The problem though is that the Mafia likes to be classy. So, NO you would not find any dead bodies in the Panamera, unless a blind mans wife got tired of looking at the car and sank him and the porsche to the bottom of the lagoon.

Price for the turbo- $135,300